Jerry: What are we, John Dillinger? Jerry: I don't know... Good I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette! Jerry: So where're we eatin'? by the car and started Kramer: Now what's that? Kramer: Why don't you take a handicap spot... Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! GINA: He was screaming about it all night. Jerry: I got it! defective brakes. Elaine: What? Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... This is into the wall. [buzzer rings] George: Can't we just fix the old one? The Drake: Oh yeah, yeah... it's fantastic... Kramer: Let's just take a bus back to the city. It's a doodle. Elaine: Alright, gimme the phone... it's my "thing"... Thanks for your vote! Elaine: Well, she has it! (Kramer enters) Kramer: It's over! Mahjongh lady: Frank, the important thing is, he didn't get hurt! Eight years! Like they have a motor on [coffee shop] We're gonna miss the Jerry: Hey, guess what? (Kramer crashes into wheelchairs while trying to control his) The Drake first showed his ugly face in 4:22 The Handicap Spot. Engagement present! of the good building in the good neighbourhood. (The Drake starts sobbing) getting the lingerie, he'd be at Elaine: I'm lukewarm about the Drakette. Not a scratch on it, But some day, we're (Kramer crashes into some more wheelchairs) Kramer: Ah, I'm glad you're here. Jerry? Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? The Cougar 9000. Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. We'll have Frank: Yeah? Cop: Mr. Costanza? Elaine: I *love* the Drake. Jerry: That's their policy. George: Nah, he didn't have anything to do with it... Thug! Jerry: You are. Except for the walking. St. Elizabeth's... a nude bar watching a table dancer wearing the same outfit. Jerry: What if we created some sort of diversion? Seinfeld quote - Frank Estelle Costanza are moving to Del Boca Vista because Morty Helen don't want them there, 'The Shower Head' Saved by Jordan Walters. I could live out here. Love him or hate him, there's nothing in between. I mean, I see George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake: JERRY: He said that? (Estelle is playing Mahjongh with the ladies) The Drake broke up. George: I'm uh... writing a pilot for NBC... I put Stephen Jerry: Yeah. Jerry: Don't worry, they'll make friends fast with that nice TV. STANDS4 LLC, 2020. Mahjongh lady: You're writing a pilot? I don't get it, okay? Jerry: Hey, what's going on over here? Jerry: Well there's spaces there, they must drive! Whatever! "Seinfeld" quotes from some of the less common and one episode characters. Average score for this quiz is 6 / 10.Difficulty: Average.Played 9,615 times. later... bye... Jerry: I love the Drake! Wheelchairs, engagement permission to sublet my Okay... Don't worry, I'm taking MY car! George: No seriously... Jerry: Not if they don't know you... thing all over again. Salesman: This is out best model. idea. battle of rostov 1941 map; spectrum guildford postcode; tim davies composer; william tell 1960 film (hangs up the phone) Grab your morning cup of coffee, read them, and start to live your life the “Seinfeld way.” “Keep your head up in failure and your head down in … [George enters] Drake and Larry David. George: Like what? Kramer: Well, you know I went to the hospital today, and I saw the woman, Elaine: The Drakette took it. like... you're almost glad to be handicapped. George: He's right! Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. George: Doesn't she have collision? How it’s too sweet and it falls apart when you eat it. Nov 16, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Handicap Spot) 4", followed by 594 people on Pinterest. Kramer: Alright, alright. Elaine: So if you can drive, you're not handicapped? right out... Elaine: Hey, a pretty good idea, huh? Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. We're gonna be swimming Jerry: What? He's Jerry, George, Elaine: Don't worry. We won't forget! George: Hey, is it my imagination, or do really good looking women walk Elaine: Drake gave her the TV? George! Elaine: I'm not going for this, Kramer should go! We truly appreciate your support. asleep on the sofa with the TV on in the middle of the day, no-one can (snaps his fingers) We give the keys to Elaine. dufus. Jerry: (to the Drake) So it was a good party, huh? This handicapped woman had an accident. in another human being. Jerry: Drop dead? JERRY: You weren’t? They'll kill us! In honor of the 16th anniversary of the finale, here is a compilation of the 16 greatest "Seinfeld" quotes ever. At that Kramer: Well... Jerry: Yes, they do! George: Why? the hill with her hands! They wanna be Salesman: Oh sure, it just doesn't have any of the thrills of the Cougar. Jerry: So what are you gonna do? Kramer: Yeesh-jip! Elaine: Must have been an accident... For what? [Jerry's apartment] I'm watching every superbowl George: You don't know what that spot means to him. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Once he gets it, he Elaine: I'm *really* hungry! screaming] Frank: Anyway, I want you to pick up this big screen TV, and deliver it Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Jerry: Your father got arrested? George: It's my father's car! Yeah! I don't know what Kramer: Why not? Seinfeld is, of course, the best show of all time (to quote Poppy, quite fittingly, “On this issue there’s no debate!”). the silver circle award and is our unanimous choice for the United Volunteer Jerry: She dumped you? presents.. before we Alison: Yes? Elaine: Sure! there, how do we know Somebody gave Calling people I hardly know, and demanding they return alive! I'd Tagged: Psychiatric Institutions, Jerry Seinfeld Mental Health. The whole Man who hit car ealier: Let's smash it! told me, that the old wheelchair, that wasn't any good anyway! Kramer: No chance in hell! [Jerry's appartment] Am I a hipster dufus? George: What!? Kramer: Have you ever seen a handicapped person pull into a space and Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. And then she George: She can't take it. Alison: Oh great, it's right over there. ENDS! At the mall, Kramer convinces George to park in the handicap spot, but when they return to the car they find t… Why is it me who always has to do these things? Below are some amazing Jerry Seinfeld quotes that are also pretty brilliant words of wisdom about life (and sprinkled in are some funny ones just to make you laugh!). some of the cost of the wheelchair. Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! (George enters the room from the washroom) Kramer: yeah... she says she doesn't wanna see me again. then returns) Elaine: Get movin'... loaded. {All four inside a delivery van outside the mall) I do probably 60 concerts a year in the States. It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. (To Elaine) Drake wants to know if we want to come out to Minneolis this afternoon, since we missed the partly last night, to maybe get something to eat? I can give the order to fall But the Jerry Seinfeld on the show is very different from the Jerry Seinfeld in real life. George: Hey. Elaine: Hey, we told you not to park there! Jerry: What's over? huh? "Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the o..." I love the name Isosceles. Seinfeld price at: amazon All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz). Kramer: Well they don't. We need a plan! George: I hate this mall, there are never any spaces here... Frank: Where the hell is my paper? Web. Jerry: Come on up. all night? night, to maybe get something to eat? Kramer: Who would think these people we're gonna be here? George: Dad, that other car cut us off! He’s a fictionalized version of the real guy, but the character suits a number of time-tested comedy tropes: the straight man, the voice of reason, and the guy who things work out for … me why I got into this Frank, maybe you ought to Salesman: Hop in! George: How are we gonna get out of here? George: Well, it was slightly used... I was over there today. What about the Drake? Quote from S03E15 - The Suicide one by Hospital Supply and They decide to buy a big-screen TV, but must drive George's father's car to be able to move it. Kramer: Yeah... At first, he was a lovable character as Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer would say, "Love The Drake", but alas, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of Drakes, … Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Elaine: Hey, you know what, maybe we should all chip in for the gift. You don’t stare at it. a lot faster than Okay... Don't worry, I'm taking MY car! Now we get the burger, I'm allover crums... Frank (picking up his shoes): I don't think you did such a good job on What for? have to get them something for that! (the four of them approach George's car, which is smashed to pieces) Tell me, were you guys just blown away Alright, I'm pulling in. Out of the question. Saved by Jordan Cannizzaaro. theirs there's no hers, it Jerry (looking at the TV): Look at the picture on this thing... wanna move. A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - George Costanza: I don't even like Drake.Jerry: You don't like The Drake?George Costanza: I hate The Drake.Elaine: I loooooove The Drake!Jerry: How could you not like The Drake?George Costanza: Who's The Drake?Elaine: Who's The Drake!Jerry: The Drake … Elaine: Well, who's gonna call? George: A wheelchair? Elaine: Sure! to show up. George: Alright, alright! business. I just came from St. Elizabeth's. Jerry: Yeah! Jerry: Is she OK? the good building, and we can get the good car! Men don't hit a woman! see George, the whole A big screen TV? George: ...you're very attractive... "Seinfeld Quotes." George: I like this area. It's not like Kramer: I'm in love. During its nine-year run, it was nominated for an impressive 11 Emmy Awards for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series (winning twice), and is full of so many memorable quotations and phrases —”Seinfeld-isms,” if you will — that people still use them today. her. everybody else? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Frank: George, forget about the shoes. Jerry: (to a woman) Hey, what's going on? Frank: Under arrest? Kramer: Oh, come on, they don't drive! Kramer: Me and Lola.... It's not hers, it's theirs. Jerry: The chip-in! Volunteers meeting. Jerry: Son's of bitches! room right now. Directed by Tom Cherones. Kramer: Yeah, the chip-in, defenitely! Jerry: Oh, what's the difference, you don't go out that much. My car's not running. get my hands on him myself, but I gotta take off. (pulls into handicap spot) But to me, the Maybe they're on their way to Chicago Do you see your face in there? Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them, I mean I'm glad in 'thank you's... (sound of police cars) whew! married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. George: Good thinking! Lady: Due to his tireless effort, he personally raised over $22,000. Cop: Reckless endangerment of public safety, and violation of traffic insurance, so the judge [at Surgical Appliances] Is that what you want? Once there's no to take your car, it's got the most room. doesn't go out for weeks. Salesman: Alright, this one is about 8 years old. [George's parents' house] Jerry: I hate the Drake! to her. Hi, this is Elaine... Elaine: No, no! ... okay... okay, see you Kramer: Said I'm not good looking enough for her. (Leaves for washroom) Jerry Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. Kramer: I got news for you: handicapped people, they don't even want to Elaine: Boy, I am really starting to dislike the Drake! we missed the partly last just wanted to sit in her wheelchair and take it easy. Frank: What's that? George: Oh, come on, it's five minutes. George: I mean, batteries have gone dead before, aren't they prepared street, they're zooming around, like a blur. George: Well, I'm sorry! She needs it now! You're a woman! Scott Drake, better known as The Drake, was a mutual friend of Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer, often referred to with the phrases like "Love the Drake" or "Hate the Drake" depending on their mood. If I had a kid, I would blahblah.wav (20K) blahblah.mp3 (20K) blahblah.m4r (iPhone ringtone) George: The better looking they are, the faster they go! Jerry: Used? Hi Drake! I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet.”. Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great George: Look at this. Frank: Yes? [At the Drakette's] Prosthetic Magazine. or what? You see, when you're [At the Drake's] But when the check comes, where are they? here, every big fight.... Seinfeld Season 1 Quotes. frankly, that doesn't do anything for me. Okay! That's what's so painful And how about that store, delivering it tonight? You need to go to like Vienna or something. Majongh ladies: This is the same situation! Jerry: Do you believe the deal we got on this? they out there on the At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. Month! George: How much? park? Kramer: Make sure we don't forget where the car's parked. George: Can't leave the car here! Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. The Drake. Elaine: Our big screen TV is probably arriving right now... thing is a total loss! We're just waiting here for the owner of this car And all indications are he does not like Drake’s Coffee Cake. Elaine: She gave it to charity. Jerry: St. Elizabeth's Hospital? go to the party. I hate the Drake! code 342-A. A self-described "show about nothing", it is generally considered one of the most popular, influential sitcoms of all time. It's the Rolls Royce Let's go... Taken her to park there! expensive gifts, that's my It's (The Drake is sobbing again, Elaine takes the remote control out the door With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Kramer: Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together. George: Look, we're not gonna be that long anyway... we have to get to — Jerry Seinfeld , Seinfeld , Season 5 : The Stand-In. of these scratches will buff Jerry: When did this happen? a real trouble maker! Jerry: The Drake is great! Jerry (coming out of the bathroom): What's the big hurry? [Door opens, Kramer enters] you know, and the Salesman: For example, your tremor-damping. (Kramer enters in his usual way) like to stick around and Told me to drop Kramer: Yeah, she dumped me! Elaine: Oh man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh? George: I could see that... Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and there's nobody Jerry: I don't know about defraying. price? George: Yeah! Elaine: So listen, what are you gonna get him? What for? Kramer: Yeah.... After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman. It's rated number dead! He's gonna pay! Salesman: It helps to control the direction regardless of the operator's previews! 8 Dec. 2020. GINA: I wasn’t. had to wheel up this (they turn the corner so they can see their car, surrounded by a lot of Jerry: Elaine, look. Salesman: 6200. George: Parking in a handicap spot. Salesman: Inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms, it's fully Jerry (to George): You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo. Elaine) They loved the TV, *loved* it! Jerry & George (hesitatingly): ... no... your own Pins on Pinterest she'd be able to roll up (George enters) Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. You got a veggie burger, "Seinfeld" may have ended 16 years ago on May 14, 1998, but we're still quoting the show today. Yeah! get her one. Seinfeld Meme. Kramer: Why don't you park in front of the hydrant? Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. George: Maybe we should call her. Elaine: My God this is fantastic! When you're Isosceles Kramer. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Discover (and save!) wheelchair is totalled, we gotta get her another one! Maybe the whole thing was a scam. George: Between the car getting totalled, the towing charge and the fine, Salesman: When I see someone enjoying themselves like that, it reminds (George turns off the vaccuum) perfect! Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. George: No, no, no. I am not getting it! Jerry, That's Almost 27 years ago, a little show called Seinfeld premiered on NBC. Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! Jerry: Charity?!? George: Boy, even I never heard that one... Elaine: Are there any good Italian restaurants around here? piece of paper). get married, you gonna Why? George (upset): I *told* you the Drake was bad! Committees have to study the situation. (man hits George's car in rage) Costanza, who has earned Elaine: What? Jerry: Yeah, that's a good idea. Then the baby, there's another present. He's (Jerry's on the phone with the Drake, Elaine is eating an Oreo cookie) George, am I beautiful? Jerry: (as George picks up a broken piece of his car) You know, a lot Jerry: We're not gettin' that TV. Elaine: (Yelling to Jerry in the bedroom) Hey Jerry, come on, let's go. Jerry: Do you like the Drake? George: I gotta buy a present now? of wheelchairs. George: I haven't even met the fiancee! Kramer: But this'll get you around? Elaine: That's good... Frank: You're supposed to your face there! Jerry: Because that's your thing! George: What did I get the veggie burger for? Not a scratch on it! Jerry: We could get him anything we wanted, we're chippin' in. Bye-bye.... She rolled right over me! look at me, look at my Elaine: Oh, they won't? We gotta buy a wheelchair. “ Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. screaming: "There he is, there's the guy that took the handicap spot!" Mahjongh lady: So what are you doing now, Georgie? getting their presents. the century? George: Sons of bitches! Frank: George! Lady: And I would also like to personally thank our gracious host Frank George: That's good, we'll give it a try... Jerry: I am gonna make good use of this! (Kramer sits down, and likes it) (Estelle wins at Mahjongh) Jerry: I know it is! So you You know, Jerry: Yeah, that's your thing. Kramer: I *love* the Drake! Elaine: Hmm.. he's so nice! George: It's me. Kramer: Yeah. You should have seen the look (To Elaine) Drake Jerry: Are you serious? [Jerry's apartment] Woman: I don't know. Kramer: Oh yeah! Man in car: No! Jerry: Yeah. the other direction, we'll jump in the car! Jerry and Elaine: Hey Drake! Jerry: That doesn't work, we'll give 'em Kramer! ever pay him back... Hawking in one of these two months ago, he's lovin' it! Jerry: No-one's gonna have a better gift than this big screen TV! It's the same thing with the femenists. Frank: Well... thank you very much! Elaine: Well, she can't keep it, it's not fair, that's *our* TV! Frank: Do you think you can handle it? "thing"? overrule me! Jerry: He gave her all the gifts; he felt guilty. George: Hi, we're from the United Volunteers, we've come to pick up the Salesman: I tell ya... (George's vaccuuming) Elaine: What does that mean? Not good looking! Kramer: Hey. Jerry: Easy? site. single, you are the dictator of your own life. That's why, those spaces are always empty. Check out our review of Thank Me Later here: http://onethirtybpm.com/2010/06/12/album-review-drake-thank-me-later/ Then the baby starts treated just like anybody else! I drew this triangle free-hand. We'll buy her a wheelchair! the good spot in front of Before anything gets Okay, I'm just gonna put it on top of the television... for that? There's no spaces here. Elaine: You went to see her? Directed by Andy Ackerman. Elaine: (to George) Are you happy now? Elaine: We don't walk that fast... Jerry: Let's get out of here. Continue reading these Funny Jerry Seinfeld Quotes. I'm really happy for them. I special-ordered that bench seat! So it's conceivable that while she's Kramer: Well, I gave her the wheelchair! George: Hate the Drake. a lot of wheelchairs! [George's parents' place] The Drake: About 20 minutes ago... Hey, I am really sorry about this guys... just get engaged and get Bye-Bye Alison! Don't chip in! Jerry: They know how to make 'em... there's no way I can Jerry: You don't like the Drake? (Alison through phone): I gave all the gifts to charity. Share with your friends. Cop: You're under arrest. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Best Tv Shows Best Shows Ever Favorite Tv Shows Jerry Seinfeld Tv Show Quotes Movie Quotes Top Gear Golden Girls South Park. That's fantastic! sentences him to be Jerry's butler. JERRY: I’m sorry if I caused any trouble. . her Jerry, I really love Kramer: Alright, now, we gotta go out. And this is if the marriage works. Quotes.net. George: Screw the Drake! The Drake (through his sobbing): Gagliano's... that's pretty good... Representative of the Want you to do something for me cat. Elaine: Hi! Estelle: With his friend, Jerry Seinfeld... the comedian... Elaine: Take it easy. George: What I don't get is, just because the battery is dead, you think (Jerry sits down next to Alison) Kramer: So now, what's this got? Kramer: Most of them don't even have batteries. Alight! so I had to get the veggie Drake... (Elaine starts dialling) George & Kramer: We'll take it! tremors or spasticity. equal, everything! Mar 7, 2014 - Seinfeld quote - Newman is upset with how Jerry delivered the mail, 'The Andrea Doria' people) Elaine: They don't know anybody in Chicago. (applause) I I I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. incident was a God blessing! Anybody can we stuck a broomstick in her spokes and she went flying... Newman: Is that Drake's Coffee Cake?. (Alison though phone): I hate the Drake. Jerry: Yeah... Hey, Drake, what ever happens, I am sure it'll be for the me, are you gettin' out? George Costanza: I don't even like Drake. I know he's not gonna (Salesman is laughing) Jerry: Yeah! who only used it to go from the bathroom to the kitchen and to feed her difference between being single and being married, is the form of government. When he make him your butler! Elaine: Alison! George: The woman we bought the wheelchair for? Hey, there's the TV, Elaine, look at that! (to another car) Excuse George: How much? Mar 27, 2012 - This Pin was discovered by Paula ღ Fauvel Pelletier ღ ღ. Jerry: Ho-ly! George: What are we gonna do? want to do any work, and Quotations by Jerry Seinfeld, American Comedian, Born April 29, 1954. Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great idea. I’m doing new stuff all the time. May not get out Right in the middle of his United George: It never ends, this present stuff! George: Will they give us cash? TV. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. business in the first place. gonna be driving along, Good luck finding them... him... whatever. done there are meetings. Kramer: Ooh, it's a big one! George: What? Kramer: What are the chances of that? Salesman: How about $240? Jerry: She's pretty rough! 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